I KNOW AN OLD LADY

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly
But I don’t know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she’ll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I don’t know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she’ll die.
…bird.
How absurd to swallow a bird.
…cat.
Imagine that to swallow a cat!
…dog.
What a hog to swallow a dog!
…goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
…cow.
I don’t know how she swallowed a cow.
…horse.
She died of course.